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One day, MC Ride was talking through Sacramento when he saw a LIL BOY. He asked him, "Are you LOST, BOY?" He said yes. He told him he came from STOCKTON, being a notorious HACKER. He was considered LORD OF THE GAME. Then he told Ride to hide from the cops or he'd GET GOT. He did and when he emerged, he heard a loud POP. The boy was actually born on a FULL MOON, therefore invincible. He then got out a shotgun and shouted "BEWARE!" He shot all of them and yelled "COME UP AND GET ME!" He led Ride into a van where he saw Andy and Zach. "What are you doing here?", Ride asked. Andy replied, "The kid had something UP HIS SLEEVES. He gave me some pills and said 'This shit'll make you FEEL LIKE A WHEEL.' I popped some and was suddenly in the BIG HOUSE. He got me out, thankfully." Ride then turned to Zach and he replied, "I was attacked by some BIRDS." Ride then said "Wow." He turned to the boy, who pulled off a mask to reveal a grey alien face. He then lifted some controls and suddenly the van was in space. "I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE of you guys and thought you would bring peace to our planet." The van/ship landed. He led them out and said "Welcome to the WORLD OF DOGS. It's a place of NO LOVE, though." Ride then gasped and said "I've seen this place on the DEEP WEB!" The alien boy said "Indeed. The cause of all this anarchy was an ARTIFICIAL DEATH IN THE WEST." Andy then asked "EAST?" They walked through and saw a Stargate-looking thing. Ride asked what it was. The alien then said "It's a portal that connects this earth of 4D to 5D. To do so, YOU NEED TO VIBRATE HIGHER." Ride then said he was facing a CULTURE SHOCK. He then noticed everything was fading away all of a sudden. He woke up with a gasp and Andy turned to him and asked, "Are you okay? You look noided." Ride finally came to his senses and said, "I guess I HAD A SAD CUM."
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IT'S SO FUCKIN DARK IN HERE
COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE AAA
I DIE IN THE PROCESS
YOU DIE IN THE PROCESS
KETTLE DRUM ROLL HARD SHIT
FUCK I SAID FUCKA DON'T START SHIT
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I just spent 60 bucks on Payday 2, CoD Black Ops 2 which comes with World at War, Sleeping Dogs Definitive Edition and the Mass Effect collection. Fuck yes.
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Niggas on the Moon
  • Reading: Vernon God Little
  • Watching: Crank
  • Playing: Mass Effect
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

This is what happens when I'm bored

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Joao Cambronero
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I have absolutely no fucks to give about insults. There I said it

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Personal Quote: I AM A BANANA
I got aspergers. Got a problem with that, fucker?
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I just spent 60 bucks on Payday 2, CoD Black Ops 2 which comes with World at War, Sleeping Dogs Definitive Edition and the Mass Effect collection. Fuck yes.
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Niggas on the Moon
  • Reading: Vernon God Little
  • Watching: Crank
  • Playing: Mass Effect
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

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TheYuanTwins Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for the fave!
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poop87 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Professional General Artist
You're welcome :3
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LordBunkstin Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave!
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poop87 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Professional General Artist
You're welcome! :3
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cybermage303 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014
Hey, apologies for missing your birthday. IRL stuff came up.

Hope you had a wonderful day! :)
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poop87 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Professional General Artist
It's okay c:
I had a great day! :3
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cybermage303 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
Good to hear!
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Retro35923 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
haaaappyyyy birthdaaaayyy :) :cake:
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ThePrincessTaylor Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Professional Artist
Happy birthday ^~^
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Tdf666 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014
Happy Birthday
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MasterTerrorist Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HEY, Happy birthday, dude Hi Hi Hi Emote 
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pballooned Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014
 Thanks for the fav :)
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Violin100 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
You know if you want to do an art trade or a picture from me you can ask for one. 
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zakmug123 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
Many meows for the watch and the faves 🐈
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Violin100 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
Thanks for the faves. 
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poop87 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Professional General Artist
You're welcome :3
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DumbBlond101 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Student Writer
thanks for the fave
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poop87 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Professional General Artist
You're welcome :3
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EndThisRapper Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014
Thanks for the fave. :D
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poop87 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Professional General Artist
You're welcome c:
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DumbBlond101 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Student Writer
thanks for the watch
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poop87 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Professional General Artist
You're welcome :3
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UnicornCat Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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XUnlimited Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
Thanx for adding the Power of Love captures to your :+fav:
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TheBrigeeda Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks for the watch and fave, though I'm sure I don't deserve it!

Just curious, what was it that made you choose to do so?
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